When you’re feeling down guys, just remember:
There’s rated M Madagascar fanfiction.
(via sirprongs)
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
- Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
Interviewer: Who are you hoping to rub shoulders with tonight?
aka Joseph Gilgun and his continuing adoration of Andrew Scotts
(via advengertime)
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